Lord Monkey

Lord Minkey

Name Lord Minkey

Born Refuses to say

Origin Upper Class England

Description Short, blue and hairy.

Strengths Incredibly agile, keen mind

Weaknesses In wet conditions, his hair can obstruct his vision

Quote "I say!!!"

Weapon of Choice Brass Knucks

Interests Polo, Tea and Ass-kicking

Bio Lord Monkey is in a class of his own. He seems to act superior to all other monkeys, often dismissing them as peasants. Don't mistake his gentile nature for weakness. He is a master of violence. If his temper is raised, by say a cucumber sandwich cut into a rectangle instead of a square, then beware!
His distinctive blue colouring is also an advantage to him. He prefers to stand out from the drab greys, blacks and browns that inhabit the monkey kingdom. He claims that his blood is also blue. His one vice is wrestling - he is a big fan of (and a close friend) of William Regal, although he still refers to him as Lord Steven.
If you look carefully at Regal's famed Brass Knucks, you can clearly see the "LM" inscription on them - they were a gift from Lord Monkey himself. Lord can often be seen at ringside or backstage at WWF events. He particularly likes to inhabit the Gorilla position just behind the curtains, and can be seen politely clapping on Mr. Regal.
Lord is mixed up in all sorts of import/export scandals. A consignment of what was thought to be tea that Lord aranged turned out to be orphan cockney children heading for America to be chimney sweeps... the FBI still cringe when they hear "strike a light guv'nor" in their vicinity. Lord has the very best lawyers, and escaped jail on a technicality of being a beanie monkey, and not actually real.
The FBI have their beady eyes on Lord now, and are just waiting to bust what they suspect is a massive black market banana trade that Lord has his sticky fingers in. Clever, elusive, and deadly - Lord is all of these and more...

Contact lord@monkeyholic.co.uk

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Name	Lord Minkey
Born	Refuses to say
Origin	Upper Class England
Description	Short, blue and hairy.
Strengths	Incredibly agile, keen mind
Weaknesses	In wet conditions, his hair can obstruct his vision
Quote	"I say!!!"
Weapon of Choice	Brass Knucks
Interests	Polo, Tea and Ass-kicking
Bio	Lord Monkey is in a class of his own. He seems to act superior to all other monkeys, often dismissing them as peasants. Don't mistake his gentile nature for weakness. He is a master of violence. If his temper is raised, by say a cucumber sandwich cut into a rectangle instead of a square, then beware! His distinctive blue colouring is also an advantage to him. He prefers to stand out from the drab greys, blacks and browns that inhabit the monkey kingdom. He claims that his blood is also blue. His one vice is wrestling - he is a big fan of (and a close friend) of William Regal, although he still refers to him as Lord Steven. If you look carefully at Regal's famed Brass Knucks, you can clearly see the "LM" inscription on them - they were a gift from Lord Monkey himself. Lord can often be seen at ringside or backstage at WWF events. He particularly likes to inhabit the Gorilla position just behind the curtains, and can be seen politely clapping on Mr. Regal. Lord is mixed up in all sorts of import/export scandals. A consignment of what was thought to be tea that Lord aranged turned out to be orphan cockney children heading for America to be chimney sweeps... the FBI still cringe when they hear "strike a light guv'nor" in their vicinity. Lord has the very best lawyers, and escaped jail on a technicality of being a beanie monkey, and not actually real. The FBI have their beady eyes on Lord now, and are just waiting to bust what they suspect is a massive black market banana trade that Lord has his sticky fingers in. Clever, elusive, and deadly - Lord is all of these and more...
Contact	lord@monkeyholic.co.uk